Monty Python Toys
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The Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh plush toy and environmentally friendly waste disposal. Pull the peasant from its mouth and it roars. And then the web designer suffers from a fatal heart attack. Stands about 15" tall. $41.99 |
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Mini Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh! plush toy Just like the big one, except it's about half as tall, has fewer eyes, and it doesn't roar. Okay, so it's maybe not so much like the bigger one afterall. Stands about 7" tall. $17.99 |
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Black Knight plush toy with removable limbs! Stands about 15" tall (with it's legs on). Remove the arms and legs to reveal bloody stumps. Fun for the whole family. Not for use with most cats. $24.99 |
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Cow Catapult Playset Comes with everything you need for protecting your cubicle from seige - 1 catapult, 2 simulated cows, 2 ersatz sheep, 3 artificial ducks and a genuine 100% real Trojan rabbit. Fetchez la vache! $41.99 |
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Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Plush Toy O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy... Measures about 5" in diameter. $26.99 |
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Rabbit with Nasty Big Pointy Teeth Plush Toy Measures about 8" from his cute little bunny-wunny nose to his fluffy little tail. $27.99 |
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Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Hand Puppet Attack your friends. Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Not intended as a birth control device. Measures about 10" from nose to tail. $34.99 |
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Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Slippers One size fits all (if you happen to wear a men's 8 1/2 shoe or smaller) $44.99 per pair (we'll sell you just one slipper if you want, but you'll still pay $44.99 for it) |
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Rabbit with Big Pointy Staples as used at the Vatican* It's a stapler and a rabbit. What did you think it was? $37.99 *this statement has not been confirmed by the Vatican |
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Tim the Enchanter Hat Impress your friends. Frighten your co-workers. Entice members of the opposite sex. (okay we're joking about the "impress your friends" part.) One size. Fits most adult heads. Not all at once, mind you. Just one at a time. $26.99 |
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Talkng Tim the Enchanter Plush Toy Says three memorable phrases like "Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!" Stands about 10" tall. In the event of a water-borne landing, it should not be used as a floation device. $41.99 |
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Trojan Rabbit Pull Toy Excellent for sneaking into enemy fortresses, neigbhooring cubicles, or all those swank parties you never get invited to. $32.99 |
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Three-Headed Giant Plush Toy We can't think of anything clever to say about this toy. So if you have any ideas, please let us know. Stands about 13" tall. $29.99 |
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Talking Spanish Inquisitor Plush Toy Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Stands 11" high. About 8" high when seated in a comfy chair. Says two very intimidating phrases. $29.99 |
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Monty Python Voice Abuse Keychain When you just can't think of a witty retort or something nasty to say
to the idiot who just cut you off in traffic. Or perhpas your self-esteem
is just a little too high today and you need to be knocked down a few
inches. Or perhaps you came looking for an argument but ended up in abuse
by mistake... Says $15.99 |
